Joke of the Week: The Swede & the Norwegians

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A Swede enters the Wildwood Bar in Woodville where he stopped for the night. He grabs a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a Norwegian joke?

The Bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman him says, "before you tell that koke, sir, I think it is only fair — given that you are new here — you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a Norwegian.

2. The bouncer is a Norwegian.

3. I'm Norwegian and a professional weightlifter.

4. The woman sitting next to me is Norwegian with a black belt in karate.

5. The man to your right is a Norwegian and a prorfessional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke? The Swede thinks about it for a second, shakes his head, and declares: "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Thanks to my cousin, Howard, for this great joke!

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