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    A Swede enters the Wildwood Bar in Woodville where he stopped for the night.  He grabs a barstool and orders a drink.  After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a Norwegian joke? 

    The Bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.  In a very deep, husky voice, the woman him says, "before you tell that koke, sir, I think it is only fair — given that you are new here — you should know five things:

    1.  The bartender is a Norwegian.

    2.  The bouncer is a Norwegian.

    3.  I'm Norwegian and a professional weightlifter.

    4.  The woman sitting next to me is Norwegian with a black belt in karate.

    5.  The man to your right is a Norwegian and a prorfessional wrestler.

    Now think about it seriously, Mister.  Do you still wanna tell that joke?  The Swede thinks about it for a second, shakes his head, and declares:  "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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